Oh, thank you, major.
Hm.
This is very kind of you.
Oh, it's nothing at all.
Take anything you think the foundation can use.
Oh, that's very generous.
Why don't you just putter around in the garage
and take anything you want?
I've gotta call Major Healey.
Oh, thank you.
I didn't know you had a dog, major.
I've never seen that one before.
Isn't he cute?
Oh.
Look at him. Isn't he adorable?
Look at that face.
I wonder if he could be lost.
I know all the dogs on the block.
He's not from around here, that's for sure.
There's no identification on his collar.
Oh, puppy dog, you better go on home.
Your master's probably worried about you.
Well, it looks like you made yourself a friend.
Yeah.
All right, puppy, you can come with me
while I look in the major's garage. Come.
Good boy.
Good boy, puppy.
Jeannie.
Jeannie?
Hi, Roge. It's Tony.
Yeah. Mrs. Bellows drove me home, so I won't need a ride.
Yeah, well, thanks anyhow.
Roger? Are you growling at me?
Huh?
Well, I don't know why you'd be growling,
but something is.
It sounds like a dog.
Yeah, a dog.
Yeah, oh, never mind, the problem's solved.
When we arrived, there was a little dog at the door.
He must have gotten inside.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know what kind of dog.
Just a regular, ordinary, invisible dog, you know.
Invisible dog?
Yeah, it's an invisible dog.
That's exactly what it...
Roger, I'll call you back, huh?
Roge?
Here, boy. Here, boy.
Come on. Nice puppy.
Come on, boy. Come on.
There you are. Come on. Come here, fella. Come here.
Come on, puppy. Come on, puppy. Come on, boy.
Give me that. Give me that. Give me that!
Hey, this is getting expensive.
Puppy?
Come on. Stop playing games.
Come on, puppy. Come on, puppy.
Here, puppy. Here, puppy.
I see you. I see you. Come on, boy.
Here! Ha! Ha!
Major, I've found a number of things I can u...
Major, what are you doing on the floor?
Well, I just slipped.
Are you all right?
Oh, fine, fine.
A little attack of the clumsies.
The dog must have gone home. I can't find him anywhere.
Oh!
There you are.
Oh.
How clever to find your way inside the house.
You know, major, this dog just adores me.
Yeah.
I'm going to take him home with me.
Honestly, Mrs. Bellows,
I don't think that's a terribly good idea.
What I mean is, I don't think that Dr. Bellows
will want to put up with the little dog.
Nonsense. Alfred loves animals.
And besides, there's something special about this dog.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yes, I do.
I can just feel it.
Yeah, so can I. What?
What I mean is, perhaps he's lost.
What'll happen when the owner comes looking for him?
Well, naturally, major,
I intend to take an ad in the paper.
Well, that's a good... No, no.
Wait a minute.
I'm sure he's from around the neighborhood.
But you told me you knew all the dogs in the neighborhood.
Well, perhaps he's new.
I tell you what. Why don't I put an ad in the paper,
and if nobody comes to claim him
within a week, say, he's yours.
You can have him.
Well, perhaps you're right.
All right, darling, but I'm gonna miss you.
But it's just gonna be for a couple of days.
Now, you take good care of the little darling.
Why don't you just put him on the chair.
Major, don't you like dogs?
Love 'em. I love 'em.
It's just that little dogs shouldn't be handled, you know?
Oh. All right, darling. There you are.
And you be good, huh?
I'll see you in a few days.
Take good care of him for me. I'll come back in a week.
I will. Oh, incidentally,
thank you very much for all the goodies.
Oh, my pleasure.
I'm gonna send a truck and pick them up.
Anytime, Mrs. Bellows.
All right.
You and I are gonna have a little talk.
You're just...
Wait. Wait. Hey. Ah!
Jeannie. Jeannie!
Jeannie.
Tony.
Roger. Roger. Ah!
I like that. It's a combination of frug and swim.
What's the matter?
What do you mean? He's here.
Who's here?
The dog.
What dog?
The invisible dog.
Oh, the invisible dog.
Oh, there's an invisible dog!
Jeannie! Jeannie!
Yes, master?
Master?
Master!
Well, that is strange.
I could have sworn I heard...
Arf.
Djinn Djinn.
Oh, Djinn Djinn, you darling little dog.
How did you find me, you clever puppy?
Oh, master. Guess what.
Djinn Djinn has come home.
Get him out!
I-I want him out of my house.
Look at me. Look. Look what he's done.
No. Oh, but master...
No, absolutely not.
Jeannie, if you want a pet,
you get a pet that doesn't disappear.
And doesn't have any teeth.
Look, if you wanted a pet, I would have given you anything.
A dog, cat, a chicken. It didn't matter.
Oh, but master,
I had Djinn Djinn long before I had you.
He has followed me all the way from ancient Baghdad.
Do you realize how far that is?
Too far to throw him back.
Forget the fact that he keeps disappearing.
And forget the fact I promised him to Mrs. Bellows.
The fact is that that dog hates me.
Oh, no, master, you are wrong.
It is just that he does not know you yet.
Oh, once he has discovered
how kind and noble and generous you are
he will love you forever.
Once you have fed him, taken him for walks and played with him.
Oh, master, please, please give him a chance, please.
Roger, I'm weakening, what am I gonna do?
Don't ask me. I've always been a sucker for dog movies.
Oh, master, you are wonderful.
Oh, Djinn Djinn will love you forever.
All right, Harry, I'll get the report in as soon as I can.
Yeah. Okay, by tonight. Right.
I'm sorry to disturb you, major, but Mrs. Bellows wants to know
if anyone answered the ad about the dog?
The d...? Oh, the dog. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
As a matter of fact, I was just about to phone you.
The owner called and I'm afraid the little dog is gone.
Oh, she'll be disappointed.
Well, tell her for me that he's very happy.
He's in a fine home.
Very old family.
Amanda really fell in love with the little fellow.
Oh, well. Thank you, Major Nelson.
What's that? What?
It's my throat, sir. I think I need some water.
There you are.
How about that, huh?
There you are, master.
Oh, thanks, Jeannie.
Say, this is sensational. Just the way I like it.
Jeannie, this is not gonna work.
Oh, master, you must be more patient.
You must earn his trust.
Well, Djinn Djinn, we're making some progress.
At least you're beginning to learn
who's master around here, huh?
Darling, isn't that Major Nelson?
Yes.
Major Nelson.
Come on, Djinn Djinn, let's get out of here.
What's that thing he's dragging?
Major Nelson. Major.
Major, wait.
Major Nelson. Yeah.
Major, what on earth are you doing?
Oh, you mean about this dog? I can explain that.
What dog? Well, this dog.
He's gone. Well, he's gone.
I thought the owner answered your advertisement
and picked the dog up.
Well, I did, but it turned out to be the wrong owner. Well...
How marvelous, then. I can have the dog after all.
Oh, no, you can't.
What?
Well, what I mean is, that, uh...
It slipped its collar. It's run away.
It's probably miles away from here by now.
I'm sorry about that.
Here, boy.
Why, there you are, you little darling sweetheart.
Look, dear, didn't I tell you he was adorable?
Yes. So, major, I hope you haven't forgotten
that you and Major Healey are due at NASA in a half-hour
for the weightlessness experiments.
No, sir. No, sir, I haven't forgotten.
If you just let me take the dog home now...
Oh, there's no need for that, major.
No, I have a marvelous idea.
Why don't you go on to NASA.
I'll take the doggy home with me.
But...
I wouldn't dream of that.
Oh, it's no trouble at all, major.
No one has answered the ad, so he's practically mine.
But... I can't wait to get acquainted
with the new member of our family. Come along.
Mrs. Bellows... Amanda, I...
I'm with you all the way, Tony. Yeah.
As soon as we finish this experiment,
we go over to Dr. Bellows' house,
we make up some fantastic story, then we get the dog back.
Roger, we don't have time.
If that hound pulls its disappearing act
in front of Mrs. Bellows, we're gonna be doing
the rest of our experiments at Fort Leavenworth.
Leavenworth? Yeah.
Then I'm with you part of the way.
What's your next move?
It's simple. We ask Dr. Bellows to postpone the experiment
then we dash over to his house and grab the dog.
Then we go to Leavenworth.
Good morning, gentlemen.
Hello, Dr. Bellows.
Now, If you'll put down your lead weights
I'll start the anti-gravitation mechanism.
Sir, I was wondering if we could postpone the experiment.
Postpone? We're already behind schedule.
I know that, sir, but I've got...
Now, major, get rid of those weights now.
And that's an order.
Sorry. Thanks, Roge.
I'll get on the air jet, sir.
All set, gentlemen?
Dr. Bellows... Good.
Just relax. I'll be back in a couple of hours
to see how you're doing.
Tony. About your plan. Yeah.
Can I ask you one thing? What?
Would you scratch my back? I can't reach it.
Master. Ah!
Major Healey.
What are you doing up here?
We're just hanging around.
Jeannie.
Please, master, do not be angry with me.
I know I am not supposed to come to NASA
but when you did not return home,
I became worried about Djinn Djinn.
Where is he?
Djinn Djinn is with Mrs. Bellows.
You gave away my dog?
No, I didn't give him away. She took him.
I want you to go to her house and get him back, right now.
Yes, master. Right away.
You see, Roger? All our problems are solved.
Not quite. My back still itches.
It's out of the question, Amanda.
You may not leave that dog here.
This is a government installation, not a pet shop.
Alfred, don't be so stuffy.
What's the point of being a colonel
if you can't break the rules once in a while?
I don't want to leave this little puppy dog alone
the first day we have him with us.
Besides, I've got a million things to do.
Why don't you take him along with you?
Oh, darling, I can't.
I've gotta go to that charity luncheon,
then I made an appointment to get my hair done.
I didn't ask you for your itinerary.
Then I have to go pick up my new outfit
at the dressmaker's.
Oh, that reminds me, I need some money.
Amanda, you can't.
Darling, you want me to dress well, don't you?
I mean, what's the point of being a colonel's wife
if I can't set an example for the little people.
Besides, I haven't bought a new outfit in weeks.
I couldn't care less about the dress. Here, now...
Thank you, darling.
But you cannot leave that dog here.
Here, you be nice to your new daddy.
Now, dear, listen.
What you better do with him is take him
for a little walk every couple of hours.
Goodbye, darling, thanks a million.
But, Amanda.
Master.
Ah!
I could not find him anywhere. He is not there.
Not there? He's gotta be there.
Maybe you couldn't see him. Put a bell on him.
Oh, I looked everywhere.
What if he is lost and alone in a strange city?
Oh, poor Djinn Djinn.
I must find him.
All right. Find Mrs. Bellows. He's probably with her.
You can pretend you're the dog's owner.
I am the owner.
I do not have to pretend.
Jeannie, you don't have to mention
that you and Djinn Djinn are genies.
Now, really, master, would I be silly enough
to say a thing like that?
Well, I-I-I...
Well, it's been known to hap... Jeannie?
Major Nelson, Major Healey.
What happened, sir?
Your uniform.
Oh, yes, major. That dog.
What dog, sir?
You know very well what dog.
That ferocious brute you gave my wife.
Oh, you mean the dog's here, in NASA? It's here?
No, he's at Windsor Castle. Of course he's at NASA.
He just attacked me.
You shouldn't go around dressed like that.
This is a government installation.
Major Healey, have you ever argued with a woman
who has just fallen in love with a dog?
No, but Tony has.
It was incredible.
I didn't even see him attack me.
All I could hear was growling. He was all over me.
Biting here, tearing there, and I still couldn't see him.
That brute moves with the speed of lightning.
Oh, yes, sir. He's very quick. Where is he now?
In my office.
Your office?
Well, why don't you...
We go to your office, and, uh... The three of us.
And then we can pick up the dog.
I promise you'll never see him again.
That's a good idea, Tony. There's only one thing.
What's that, major?
How we get down to the floor?
Dr. Bellows.
Lieutenant Griswold. I'm up here. What is it?
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were
taking part in the experiment.
General Peterson wants to see you.
He's waiting in your office.
Tell the general I'll be right there.
I have something to do.
He's waiting in your office.
I know that, major.
Oh, Lieutenant Griswold. Get us down quick. Quick.
But, sir, you...
No "sir," no "buts."
Push that button.
Yes, sir.
Whoa!
Look out!
I hope we're not...
Too late.
Major, you open the door. I can't.
In case you don't know, I've been through three wars.
I have the Bronze Star, the Silver Star
and the Distinguished Flying Cross for bravery in action.
General Martin Peterson has never been afraid of anything
in his entire life.
But whatever it is in your office, Dr. Bellows,
had me sniveling in terror.
I wanna know what kind of a secret weapon
you've got in there, and I wanna know right now.
No, you don't.
What was that?
Nothing, sir.
All right, Dr. Bellows. What was it?
A puppy dog, sir.
What did you say?
Dr. Bellows is right, sir. It was a little puppy dog.
I don't know what you three are trying to pull!
The hound of the Baskervilles couldn't have done this to me!
Dr. Bellows, I want a straight answer.
I'm telling the truth, sir.
And I'm telling you there was no dog in that room.
It was a very small dog, sir.
And lightning fast, sir.
Major Nelson, I still have 20/20 vision,
and I did not see a dog!
But you heard him growl, didn't you?
Growl? It sounded like a small tank!
General, if you'd give me permission,
I-I'll just take a moment and go to Dr. Bellows' office
and bring the dog here for you.
If he's so vicious, why aren't you afraid?
I am, sir.
But, frankly, I'm more afraid of you.
He's just a little dog, now.
He's just a little puppy dog.
I won't be afraid of a little puppy dog.
Master. Jeannie!
Oh, master, I have looked everywhere for Mrs. Bellows.
Hi, Harry.
I cannot find her.
I went to the supermarket, the beauty shop, the grocery...
Don't worry, the dog's in the office.
Oh, master, you found him.
Oh, you are wonderful.
Shh. I said you don't have to worry.
I still have to worry.
That has dog attacked me, Roger, Colonel Bellows
and General Peterson.
I cannot understand it, Djinn Djinn was always
such a friendly little dog.
Yeah, well I've got four shredded uniforms
that prove that he's vicious.
Uniforms? Yes.
That is it.
What is it?
Oh, I will show you.
Ah!
Oh, Djinn Djinn, my poor baby. Are you all right?
Yeah. He's fine.
It's the Air Force I'm worried about.
Listen, General Peterson's waiting for me.
Jeannie. If you know what makes this dog act this way
would you please tell me, for heaven's sakes?
Here, you hold him.
No. I don't want him. I don't want the dog. I...
Well, he seems to be all right now.
Uh-huh! Now, watch.
You see, when Djinn Djinn was a puppy
the guards at the nearest palace were cruel to him.
And they wore uniforms.
Oh, you mean he hates uniforms.
Mm-hm.
Terrific, terrific.
The ideal dog for an Air Force officer.
Who is it?
It's I, sir, Major Nelson.
Have you got the dog?
Yes, sir. Take cover.
Come in now, major.
I, uh...
Oh, hi, Roge.
Uh, general?
Miss Peabody.
This is Ms. Peabody. Major Healey.
You look just like Jeannie...
And, of course, Dr. Bellows, and General Peterson.
How do you do, honey?
Ms. Peabody is the owner of the dog.
You see, I-I put an ad in the newspaper,
and, uh, she traced me here.
You mean that's what attacked me?
I don't believe it.
Its true, sir. Ms. Peabody will be able to explain.
I'm awfully sorry little Djinn Djinn caused such a rumpus.
Naughty, naughty, Djinn Djinn.
But you see, it was daddy's chauffeur.
He wore a uniform, you know.
And every morning, he'd kick little Djinn Djinn in the head.
Hello, Mrs. Bellows. Oh, Miss Crawford.
Do you know where my husband is?
Yes. He's, uh, in General Peterson's office.
It's right around the corner.
Is that a new outfit, Mrs. Bellows?
Yes. Yes, it is as a matter of fact.
It's darling. Well, thank you.
It's called the military look.
Amanda, please! This is a government installation.
Dr. Bellows, I wanna talk to you.
Ah.
You see, master, he adores you.